jonecuany (September 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm)

talking to you is like talking to a goat ,this some funny shit

bouchard869 (September 6, 2008 at 5:36 pm)

FgylxYe2QgMAc8C1Ovnvt holy cow! I just love this! I took much sexy photos with my man in our dorm, though. D7AKQx5w8RrKM 1FBxu4

unixaaron (September 6, 2008 at 4:06 pm)

I can sum up 9/11 in one word: PRIDE

BigandFat123 (September 6, 2008 at 8:37 am)

RIGHT!

Joffadell (September 6, 2008 at 4:44 am)

I know. Hilarious. This video is great. God bless the Onion for their willingness to satirize something like this. I love the last comment by the Al Queda rep: take your family on October 12th..." Brilliant.

adhdkid91 (September 6, 2008 at 12:54 am)

i love how almost all the comments are on 9/11 conspiracy as if this vid is real. this video is hilarious btw i especially love the crawler"people cant point out grand slam on menu"

hmong337 (September 6, 2008 at 12:17 am)

this is FUCKED! that al quada is a fake. paid by the government.

kazarius333 (September 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm)

Hitler destroyed a federal building,blamed the poles and invaded poland.Our govt.said 7fell because of fire.Why did they wait years to say that?How did #7 fall.They gave money to the victims families only if they signed to never sue the federal govt.for this.Doesn't that seem suspicious?All you hear after 911 is safety and security. remember Ben Franklin.Those who would sacrifice liberty and essential freedom for safety and security deserve neither liberty nor safety and they shall get neither

AdamSonOfJohn (September 5, 2008 at 9:25 pm)

Collapsed perfectly? Are you out of your fucking mind? They piled onto all the neighboring buildings. What did you actually think was supposed to happen? Did you think that the top was just going to slide off? It wasn't a fucking laser. Search YouTube for "Second Tallest Building ever imploded" and lie to me that that's what the WTC collapse looked or SOUNDED like. One of my favorites. It all fell at once, whereas the WTC collapsed from the top down. There were NO SOUNDS OF EXPLOSIONS.

commerceskate (September 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm)

i just dont know how the explosion from the airplane at the top of the towers would have effected floor levels far beneath where it took place. take a look at a video of a building demolition, same type of explosions as the towers are falling and same delayed fall after impact. like i said i remember seeing this happen, and the airplanes hit...there was a delay...and then the towers just collapsed perfectly to the ground.