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Arata75 (October 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm)
It's not a joke, this is real. The Onion always reports 100% real news; they're not a satire news program like Fox or CNN.
EvilShuri (October 10, 2008 at 12:19 am)
This is hilarious!
"See how she looked at that fence post? That's exactly how a goat would have looked at that post".
"Well, we started out we were trying to cure alzheimerzs, but now we have a sheep with mind of a goat" Awesome lines.
excelgeo (October 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm)
it looks like a joke
Bargadiel (October 8, 2008 at 2:06 am)
Seeing people argue about religion is useless, it is common for both sides who care to argue know nothing about how the world should be working.
Picklesisftw (October 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm)
um wow sorry but how do you expect me to belive that when someone dies they go to another world in the sky?
and besides, look at other religions, they worship random gods too but we know they don't all exsist, they think the same about christians, jews, or muslims. In theory, we're all right and wrong. there is no god at all
SlayerKill7 (October 6, 2008 at 4:55 am)
Yes, yes i do and i do very strongly. We'll see who's right when you're dead. Then you'll really be screwed. Well good luck in hell and all.
weezy11777 (October 5, 2008 at 7:43 pm)
is this even real?
atheistnarnia (October 3, 2008 at 11:32 pm)
do they make that cell phone ring at the start to get our attention? Because a cell phone always alerts us,
They threat us like animals.
BurninUpForNickJ1463 (October 2, 2008 at 5:49 pm)
"we said we cant just stop here."
"and thankfully you didn't."
LOL!!!
JanuaryDiamonds (September 24, 2008 at 12:39 am)
how can anything be unnatural by defenition. it happened didnt it |
